ParentProtectionProgram.com

Do your kids act as if you owe them a living for life?

Do your kids not show you any respect? Are they ungrateful?

Do your kids know it all?

Do your kids live about their means and expect you to bail them out all the time?

Do your kids think they're the center of the Universe?

Do your kids treat you badly?

Do your kids hang out with the wrong crowds?

Do your kids not have any respect for age and experience?

If any of the above ring a bell.....Welcome to the Parent Protection Program

Please tell us your story

We are writing a book with essays, quotes, poems, experiences, and collection of ideas
for the "Parent Protection Program".
Send your suggestions, experiences, etcetera and should we find them acceptable
we may include them and give you a byline in the upcoming book.

Our email address is Suggestion@ParentProtectionProgram.org




For fun, when your child leaves for their senior year at college, you can enter our Parent Protection Program at no charge:
To join PPP please email us at SaveMeFromMyKids@ParentProtectionProgram.org


This site is based mostly on humor and education and is not to be confused with the very serious and important
FBI WitnessProtectionProgram



"I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: 'Checkout Time is 18 years'." - Erma Bombeck


"Grown-ups never understand anything for themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them." - Antoine De Saint-Exupery, The Little Prince, 1943


"In ordinary life we hardly realize that we receive a great deal more than we give, and that it is only with gratitude that life becomes rich." - Dietrich Bonhoeffer


"Some people grumble because roses have thorns; I am thankful that the thorns have roses." - Alphonse Karr


"Gratitude is the most exquisite form of courtesy." - Jacques Maritain


"So you think that money is the root of all evil. Have you ever asked what is the root of all money?" - Ayn Rand


"Parents are the bones on which children sharpen their teeth." - Peter Ustinov


"The more people have studied different methods of bringing up children the more they have come to the conclusion that what good mothers and fathers instinctively feel like doing for their babies is the best after all." - Dr. Benjamin Spock




Protection Program from What? You ask?

If you live in the U.S. and have had kids in their late teens the odds are that you know the answer.

On the other hand.....maybe you want to be protected FROM your over-bearing parent?
Do your parents do a guilt trip on you ever time you see them?
Do your parents expect you to be perfect?

Maybe you have the worst of both worlds and get it from both sides?
Do you need protections from both your parents AND your kids?


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